15 Additional Fictitious Modern Saints
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| Vigil Auntie | AI Generated ATTBS |
- Antsy: patron of altar servers... who cannot sit still for more than 15 seconds. See also: Blessed Fidget.
- Logorrhea: patron of parish council members who monopolize meetings.
- Nix: patron of happy participants in the cancel culture.
- Doofus: co-patron of misguided prelates.
- Mediocrity: patron of liturgists and contemporary architects.
- Crapacious: beloved patron of liberal academics.
- Pseudo-Veritas: patron of mainstream journalists.
- Blessed Perspicuity: patron whose intercession is rarely sought by those who are most in need of rational thought.
- Ignoramus: patron of political debates.
- Goofus: co-patron of misguided prelates.
- Karen: patron of an aggressive species of hyper-vigilant neighbourhood and mall-dwelling self appointed regulators of others' behaviours: see Vigil Auntie.
- The Venerable Tesla: patron of obsessive non-polluters who drive expensive cars that use lithium-ion cells that rely on raw materials — like cobalt, lithium and rare earth elements — that have been linked to grave environmental and human rights concerns.
- Garrulous: patron of loquacious homilists.
- Lady Gaza: performance-artist patron of encampment dwellers.
- Alucinari: patron of those espoused to delusion. Very popular among those harbouring acronymic alphabetical identities.
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