You speak my language. Do I?

All around the world, everywhere I go No one understands me No one knows what I'm trying to say Everywhere I go no one understands me They look at me when I talk to them And they scratch their head They go, "What's he trying to say?" But you… you speak my language But you… you speak my language Yeah! Yes! All around the world, everywhere I go No one understands me No one knows what I'm trying to say Even in my home town My friends make me write it down They look at me when I talk to them And they shrug their shoulders They go, "What's he talking about? But you… you speak my language... . - lyrics from You Speak My Language by Morphine At Thesaurus.com, a simple search for synonyms of the words 'liberal' and 'conservative' yields results that are telling, though not surprising. Of course, Thesaurus.com is not alone in its sin-onymic contortions. Other sites parrot the same newspeak. Under liberal, do note the synonym in position four in co...