20 Phrases A Faithful Catholic Would Never Say

Mother Teresa has nothing on me. I'm so proud of my humility. I don't understand why others are so reluctant to recognize me as a prophetic voice in the Church. Chastity is so passé. I'm all for the prosperity gospel. It doesn't matter how many sexual partners you have just as long as you love yourself. Marriage is a prison invented by the patriarchy. Jesus was just a nice guy. (A common diminishment of the Lord's identity.) I don't get why the bread and wine at Mass is so important. After all, it's just bread and wine. (contra the Real Presence ) Love is love. (A popular meaningless trope used by those attempting to justify sinful behaviour.) Our Father/Mother in heaven, holy is your Name. We baptize you in the Name of the Creator, the Redeemer and the Sanctifier. "(T)he Virgin Mary and St. Joseph had the relationship of a normal couple, which involved having sex and having the normal relationship of a couple." - Sister LucÃa Caram ( contra the pe