15 Fictitious Modern Saints

  1. Voracious: patron of those with an appetite for in-flight papal news conferences
  2. Turpitude and Indecency: patron saints of Hollywood celebrities
  3. Duplicitous: patron of unholy synods and certain Jesuits
  4. Conspicuous: patron of liturgical dancers and virtue signallers
  5. Gaiety: patron of those who take all the fun out of words that were once perfectly acceptable in common parlance
  6. Taciturn: patron of those we wish would keep silent
  7. Banality and Treacherous: patrons of parish liturgical committees
  8. Tepid: patron of politicians
  9. Triviality: patron of catechists
  10. Hostility and Contentious: patrons of certain usus antiquior Mass enthusiasts
  11. Malaprop: patron of theologians spouting half-baked ideas
  12. Nutella and Malaria: patrons of advocates for equally disgusting things
  13. Bumfuzzle: see Malaprop
  14. Finicky: patron of annoyingly fussy types
  15. Debauchery: patron of certain prelates

Comments

Popular Posts

The Mandorla: Shape And Meaning

Who is Brian Holdsworth? And Why You Should Watch His Videos.

The Solemn Rite of Betrothal in The Ordinariate

Sharing The Beauty Of Evensong In The Catholic Church

The True Definition of a Gentleman

Review: Saint Gregory's Prayer Book

ST AUGUSTINE

The truth is like a lion; you don’t have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself.

From EVENSONG 24 JAN : The Hymn

Rest now, my heaven-born mind and will; Rest, all ye thoughts and deeds of ill; May faith its watch unwearied keep, And cool the dreaming warmth of sleep.

MARCUS AURELIUS

There is but one thing of real value - to cultivate truth and justice, and to live without anger in the midst of lying and unjust men.

MARK TWAIN

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.