15 Fictitious Modern Saints
- Voracious: patron of those with an appetite for in-flight papal news conferences
- Turpitude and Indecency: patron saints of Hollywood celebrities
- Duplicitous: patron of unholy synods and certain Jesuits
- Conspicuous: patron of liturgical dancers and virtue signallers
- Gaiety: patron of those who take all the fun out of words that were once perfectly acceptable in common parlance
- Taciturn: patron of those we wish would keep silent
- Banality and Treacherous: patrons of parish liturgical committees
- Tepid: patron of politicians
- Triviality: patron of catechists
- Hostility and Contentious: patrons of certain usus antiquior Mass enthusiasts
- Malaprop: patron of theologians spouting half-baked ideas
- Nutella and Malaria: patrons of advocates for equally disgusting things
- Bumfuzzle: see Malaprop
- Finicky: patron of annoyingly fussy types
- Debauchery: patron of certain prelates
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ST AUGUSTINE
The truth is like a lion; you don’t have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself.
MARCUS AURELIUS
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MARK TWAIN
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