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15 Fictitious Modern Saints

  1. Voracious: patron of those with an appetite for in-flight papal news conferences
  2. Turpitude and Indecency: patron saints of Hollywood celebrities
  3. Duplicitous: patron of unholy synods and certain Jesuits
  4. Conspicuous: patron of liturgical dancers and virtue signallers
  5. Gaiety: patron of those who take all the fun out of words that were once perfectly acceptable in common parlance
  6. Taciturn: patron of those we wish would keep silent
  7. Banality and Treacherous: patrons of parish liturgical committees
  8. Tepid: patron of politicians
  9. Triviality: patron of catechists
  10. Hostility and Contentious: patrons of certain usus antiquior Mass enthusiasts
  11. Malaprop: patron of theologians spouting half-baked ideas
  12. Nutella and Malaria: patrons of advocates for equally disgusting things
  13. Bumfuzzle: see Malaprop
  14. Finicky: patron of annoyingly fussy types
  15. Debauchery: patron of certain prelates

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