WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
I doubt not then but innocence shall make false accusation blush, and tyranny tremble at patience.
Church Renovations That Ain't Quite Right
The continuing saga of ridiculous constructions in your modern forward-thinking parish.
- An altar that doubles as a ping pong table for youth nights.
- A drum set mounted on a rising platform for the Feast of the Ascension.
- A pulpit, altar and lectern that recess into the floor so that the priest and liturgical dancers (or break dancers) can move about unhindered during homilies and the Offertory procession.
- A ceiling sprinkler system that doubles as a fire suppression system and Holy Water distribution system.
- Pop-up bowling pins located at the altar steps so the centre aisle can be used as a bowling lane... for youth nights.
- Tablet holders with power outlets and cup holders in the pews.
- A communion buffet so that communicants can wander past and self serve.
- A digital altar frontal for changing thematic backgrounds.
- An air conditioner built into the pulpit... for cool(er) clergy.
- Retractable pews and flooring to accommodate several curling lanes when the Scotties Tournament of Hearts needs additional space... or for youth activity nights. (A must for prairie folk!)
- Indoor rifle range for recreational use after those Texan KofC meetings.
- Mosaics by Rupnik.
- LEGO® tabernacle.
- A plexiglass cathedra so the bishop looks like he's hovering when seated... sort of.
- AstroTurf putting green sanctuary... for retirees' nights.
- A disco ball suspended above the altar for that shimmering effect that suggests heavenly entities circling about.
- Strobing track lighting lining the aisles to direct communicants forward in an orderly manner.
- Heated pews for those chilly winter months.
- Pews inscribed with text from the fourth chapter of the Song of Solomon.
- Rotating central sanctuary in a circular nave... for that 360° view of activities at the altar... ostensibly to facilitate "active participation".
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POPE LEO XIV Magnifica Humanitas
Even in the darkest nights, the Lord raises up men and women who refuse to give up, who persevere in doing good, who protect the vulnerable and open pathways to reconciliation. The memory of the saints, righteous people and the oft-forgotten peacemakers, show us that grace does not magically eliminate conflict, but instead it inspires active resistance to evil and an astonishing creativity in doing good” (paragraph 211).
THOMAS SOWELL
Ours may become the first civilization destroyed, not by the power of our enemies, but by the ignorance of our teachers and the dangerous nonsense they are teaching our children. In an age of artificial intelligence, they are creating artificial stupidity.
PSALM 6
Depart from me, all you workers of evil; for the Lord has heard the sound of my weeping. The Lord has heard my supplication; the Lord accepts my prayer. All my enemies shall be ashamed and sorely troubled; they shall turn back, and be put to shame in a moment.
WORDS TO THE WHYS
An idle wight abideth in sloth, and doth chastise all who seek to render aid.
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