19 Sermon Topics Or Book Titles That Might Not Land Well
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| Pope Justin Embracing Nancy | AI image | prompted by Gilbert |
- Man is descended from space aliens.
- The prosperity gospel for greedy Catholics.
- Ten tips for improving the effectiveness of a cilice.
- Churches need more cowbell in their parish choirs.
- How to safely tear out your eye and dispose of it in an environmentally responsible manner rather than have your whole body cast into hell.
- Pope Francis: master of colloquial speech.
- Recycling the faith: 15 environmentally friendly uses for old missals.
- Channeling your inner transgender athlete.
- How to confess the sins of others in the confessional.
- Umptine reasons why Catholics should vote for fallen away Catholic politicians.
- How to be a LGBTQQIP2SA+ hermit in the modern Church.
- Naming your guardian angel.
- Satan's redeeming qualities.
- The Woke Mysteries of the Rosary by Justin Trudeau.
- My iPhone is a sacramental.
- Baron Harkonnen: model of modern virtue.
- Parking your salvation in the driveway of Father James Martin.
- The Lord's Prayer rewritten by a devotee of Ardhanarisvara, the androgynous form of Shiva and his consort Parvati.
- Dismantling patriarchy in a post-Vatican II era of queer liberation theological priorities and emerging hyper-egalitarian quasi-rational psycho-physical non-normative neo-pagan norms.
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