WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

I doubt not then but innocence shall make false accusation blush, and tyranny tremble at patience.

20 Phrases A Faithful Catholic Would Never Say


20 phrases a faithful Catholic would never say - except perhaps in jest (or to expose a glaring contradiction or evil).
  1. Mother Teresa has nothing on me.
  2. I'm so proud of my humility.
  3. I don't understand why others are so reluctant to recognize me as a prophetic voice in the Church.
  4. Chastity is so passé.
  5. I'm all for the prosperity gospel.
  6. It doesn't matter how many sexual partners you have just as long as you love yourself.
  7. Marriage is a prison invented by the patriarchy.
  8. Jesus was just a nice guy. (A common diminishment of the Lord's identity.)
  9. I don't get why the bread and wine at Mass is so important. After all, it's just bread and wine. (contra the Real Presence)
  10. Love is love. (A popular meaningless trope used by those attempting to justify sinful behaviour.)
  11. Our Father/Mother in heaven, holy is your Name.
  12. We baptize you in the Name of the Creator, the Redeemer and the Sanctifier.
  13. "(T)he Virgin Mary and St. Joseph had the relationship of a normal couple, which involved having sex and having the normal relationship of a couple." - Sister Lucía Caram (contra the perpetual virginity of Mary)
  14. I look at you and I think to myself, "I'm not so bad after all."
  15. Children aren't so much a gift from God as they are a way to finance my retirement.
  16. Suffering is just an illusion.
  17. My personal pronouns are they/them.
  18. I just feel that the Church should be a democracy.
  19. Of all the people I admire most, Margaret Sanger is in the top ten.
  20. David Haas' music is so much better than William Byrd's.
2 Timothy 4:3

For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching,
but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own likings.

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SAINT MATTHEW 27:3-4

When Judas, his betrayer, saw that he was condemned, he repented and brought back the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and the elders, saying, “I have sinned in betraying innocent blood.”

1 THESSALONIANS 5:2

For you yourselves know well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night.

2 TIMOTHY 1:7

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity but a spirit of power and love and self-control.

POPE LEO XIV Magnifica Humanitas

Even in the darkest nights, the Lord raises up men and women who refuse to give up, who persevere in doing good, who protect the vulnerable and open pathways to reconciliation. The memory of the saints, righteous people and the oft-forgotten peacemakers, show us that grace does not magically eliminate conflict, but instead it inspires active resistance to evil and an astonishing creativity in doing good” (paragraph 211).

WORDS TO THE WHYS

Forsooth, when ignorance doth wear so bold a face, and folly struts with such unblushing pride, methinks the time hath come to cast off patience, and with a tongue that brooks no further slight, to bid these dolts depart, and find some other ear to plague with their unlettered prate!

CAEDMON'S COMMENT

Þonne sum man leógan cwyð ymbe þē, on heáge þæs gewealdes, hē āna geseald his āgenes heortan gebreáw.