Poking Fun At The Familiar
- Impremature: notification that a book was published before it was properly vetted.
- Bans of Marriage: matrimonial no-nos.
- Cardinal virtues: prelates of a feather flocking together.
- Minor propers: most ignored chants sung by well-behaved youths.
- DEI: diversity, equity and inclusivity as designed by God (Dei), not by man.
- Rude screen: profane behaviour blocker.
- Fumarole veil: large scarf that protects its wearer from clouds of incense.
- Pipe organ: heavy metal church style.
- Hoary water: what the holy water font contains when it's not cleaned on a regular basis.
- The Best of Fr. James Martin: see oxymoron.
- Communion-in-the-hand-grenade: see nay palm.
- Cannon laws: rules of engagement for warring Texas nun and bishop.
- Diocease: wilted ecclesiastical district.
- Krissandumb: realm of perfectly willfully woefully blissfully ignorant religionists. "Kriss" - slang for crisp, meaning perfect or ideal + "and dumb".
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