WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

I doubt not then but innocence shall make false accusation blush, and tyranny tremble at patience.

Poking Fun At The Familiar

  1. Impremature: notification that a book was published before it was properly vetted.
  2. Bans of Marriage: matrimonial no-nos.
  3. Cardinal virtues: prelates of a feather flocking together.
  4. Minor propers: most ignored chants sung by well-behaved youths.
  5. DEI: diversity, equity and inclusivity as designed by God (Dei), not by man.
  6. Rude screen: profane behaviour blocker.
  7. Fumarole veil: large scarf that protects its wearer from clouds of incense.
  8. Pipe organ: heavy metal church style.
  9. Hoary water: what the holy water font contains when it's not cleaned on a regular basis.
  10. The Best of Fr. James Martin: see oxymoron.
  11. Communion-in-the-hand-grenade: see nay palm.
  12. Cannon laws: rules of engagement for warring Texas nun and bishop.
  13. Diocease: wilted ecclesiastical district.
  14. Krissandumb: realm of perfectly willfully woefully blissfully ignorant religionists. "Kriss" - slang for crisp, meaning perfect or ideal + "and dumb".

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It is bad enough that so many people believe things without any evidence. What is worse is that some people have no conception of evidence and regard facts as just someone else's opinion.

WORDS TO THE WHYS

A man of righteousness rendereth his aid most freely unto the poor; yet a deceiver doth devour the innocent.

LEONARD VAN ROET

Wherefore doth a man endure false witness, whilst his accuser escapeth all chastisement?