GIMLI, The Return of the King

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

WORDS TO THE WHYS

The truth will make you odd. Flannery O’Connor

Liturgical Word Fun JUNE 2023

  1. Comfy Words: "Put your feet up and stay awhile."
  2. Hummily: mumbled sermon
  3. Surplus: extra long cotta
  4. Confession: most needed and least used sacrament
  5. Wholly Odors: thurifer common scents
  6. Altar Relics: older members of a server corps
  7. Maniple: hanky for real men
  8. Spong: the sound a heretic makes when struck by a virge
  9. Transphobia: Protestant fear of the Real Presence
  10. Sediliac: seated celebrant
  11. Alms length: distance between the wallet and the collection plate
  12. Mass: holy matter that grows on you or in you
  13. Kneeler: balance beam for antsy children; see injury site
  14. Crewsuffer: shared experience due to the irksome behaviour of another altar server
  15. Baptismal Font: Times New Roman Catholic

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POPE LEO XIV Magnifica Humanitas

Even in the darkest nights, the Lord raises up men and women who refuse to give up, who persevere in doing good, who protect the vulnerable and open pathways to reconciliation. The memory of the saints, righteous people and the oft-forgotten peacemakers, show us that grace does not magically eliminate conflict, but instead it inspires active resistance to evil and an astonishing creativity in doing good” (paragraph 211).

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

I doubt not then but innocence shall make false accusation blush, and tyranny tremble at patience.

J. R. R. TOLKIEN

Justice is not healing. Healing cometh only by suffering and patience, and maketh no demand, not even for justice. Justice worketh only within the bonds of things as they are... and therefore though justice is itself good and desireth no further evil, it can but perpetuate the evil that was, and doth not prevent it from the bearing of fruit in sorrow.

BLAISE PASCAL

Truth is so obscure in these times, and falsehood so established, that, unless we love the truth, we cannot know it.

SOREN KIERKEGAARD

There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.