Liturgical Word Fun JUNE 2023

  1. Comfy Words: "Put your feet up and stay awhile."
  2. Hummily: mumbled sermon
  3. Surplus: extra long cotta
  4. Confession: most needed and least used sacrament
  5. Wholly Odors: thurifer common scents
  6. Altar Relics: older members of a server corps
  7. Maniple: hanky for real men
  8. Spong: the sound a heretic makes when struck by a virge
  9. Transphobia: Protestant fear of the Real Presence
  10. Sediliac: seated celebrant
  11. Alms length: distance between the wallet and the collection plate
  12. Mass: holy matter that grows on you or in you
  13. Kneeler: balance beam for antsy children; see injury site
  14. Crewsuffer: shared experience due to the irksome behaviour of another altar server
  15. Baptismal Font: Times New Roman Catholic

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