EPICTETUS
If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it.
Churchy Churchiness: purposefully reproposing words for parochial purposes.
- Novice Ordo Missay: a misspoken line only a novice would make.
- Crucifur: crucifer arm hair; see also - fire hazard.
- Sacramentalist: psychic altar server who can anticipate liturgical needs.
- Jesuit: see protestant.
- Synod (sin+nod): assent to sin.
- Fast: how quickly some people give up Mass for Lent.
- Thurifur: thurifer arm hair; see also - fire hazard.
- Boat Buoy: floatation device for the Barque of Peter.*
- Choir Director: see pope.
- Pope: see choir director.
- Walsingham: site of a major shrine; not to be confused with a dancing pig (waltzing ham).
- Nonsense: cheap incense unfit for Catholic liturgy.
- Casshock: a tawdry or tattered cassock.
- Alp: high church alb.
- Maff: awkward liturgy; High Maff: very awkward liturgy.
- 1962 Missile Romanum: liturgical object that causes heterodox prelates to freak out.
- "Between a Roche and a hard place": liturgical twilight zone.
- Collect: prayer favoured by church fundraisers and financial committees.
- Biretta: clergyman's weapon of choice.
- Credence table: liturgical buffet.
*Westcoast Canadian pronunciation: boy.
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
I doubt not then but innocence shall make false accusation blush, and tyranny tremble at patience.
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