WORDS TO THE WHYS
The truth will make you odd. Flannery O’Connor
Churchy Churchiness: purposefully reproposing words for parochial purposes.
- Novice Ordo Missay: a misspoken line only a novice would make.
- Crucifur: crucifer arm hair; see also - fire hazard.
- Sacramentalist: psychic altar server who can anticipate liturgical needs.
- Jesuit: see protestant.
- Synod (sin+nod): assent to sin.
- Fast: how quickly some people give up Mass for Lent.
- Thurifur: thurifer arm hair; see also - fire hazard.
- Boat Buoy: floatation device for the Barque of Peter.*
- Choir Director: see pope.
- Pope: see choir director.
- Walsingham: site of a major shrine; not to be confused with a dancing pig (waltzing ham).
- Nonsense: cheap incense unfit for Catholic liturgy.
- Casshock: a tawdry or tattered cassock.
- Alp: high church alb.
- Maff: awkward liturgy; High Maff: very awkward liturgy.
- 1962 Missile Romanum: liturgical object that causes heterodox prelates to freak out.
- "Between a Roche and a hard place": liturgical twilight zone.
- Collect: prayer favoured by church fundraisers and financial committees.
- Biretta: clergyman's weapon of choice.
- Credence table: liturgical buffet.
*Westcoast Canadian pronunciation: boy.
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EZEKIEL 44:23
They shall teach my people the difference between the holy and the common.
POPE LEO XIV Magnifica Humanitas
Even in the darkest nights, the Lord raises up men and women who refuse to give up, who persevere in doing good, who protect the vulnerable and open pathways to reconciliation. The memory of the saints, righteous people and the oft-forgotten peacemakers, show us that grace does not magically eliminate conflict, but instead it inspires active resistance to evil and an astonishing creativity in doing good” (paragraph 211).
A PRAYER OF THANKSGIVING TO GOD FOR ONE'S GUARDIAN ANGEL
ALMIGHTY and eternal God, it is fitting to render unto Thee thanks for my guardian angel. At the end of my earthly sojourn, grant, I humbly beseech Thee, that my guardian may accompany me into Thy glorious Presence, there to rejoice with the entire company of heaven, and to offer praise unto Thee for all eternity; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who liveth and reigneth with Thee, Father, in the unity of the Holy Ghost, ever one God, world without end. Amen.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
I doubt not then but innocence shall make false accusation blush, and tyranny tremble at patience.
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