WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
I doubt not then but innocence shall make false accusation blush, and tyranny tremble at patience.
Churchy Churchiness: purposefully reproposing words for parochial purposes.
- Novice Ordo Missay: a misspoken line only a novice would make.
- Crucifur: crucifer arm hair; see also - fire hazard.
- Sacramentalist: psychic altar server who can anticipate liturgical needs.
- Jesuit: see protestant.
- Synod (sin+nod): assent to sin.
- Fast: how quickly some people give up Mass for Lent.
- Thurifur: thurifer arm hair; see also - fire hazard.
- Boat Buoy: floatation device for the Barque of Peter.*
- Choir Director: see pope.
- Pope: see choir director.
- Walsingham: site of a major shrine; not to be confused with a dancing pig (waltzing ham).
- Nonsense: cheap incense unfit for Catholic liturgy.
- Casshock: a tawdry or tattered cassock.
- Alp: high church alb.
- Maff: awkward liturgy; High Maff: very awkward liturgy.
- 1962 Missile Romanum: liturgical object that causes heterodox prelates to freak out.
- "Between a Roche and a hard place": liturgical twilight zone.
- Collect: prayer favoured by church fundraisers and financial committees.
- Biretta: clergyman's weapon of choice.
- Credence table: liturgical buffet.
*Westcoast Canadian pronunciation: boy.
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Even in the darkest nights, the Lord raises up men and women who refuse to give up, who persevere in doing good, who protect the vulnerable and open pathways to reconciliation. The memory of the saints, righteous people and the oft-forgotten peacemakers, show us that grace does not magically eliminate conflict, but instead it inspires active resistance to evil and an astonishing creativity in doing good” (paragraph 211).
THOMAS SOWELL
Ours may become the first civilization destroyed, not by the power of our enemies, but by the ignorance of our teachers and the dangerous nonsense they are teaching our children. In an age of artificial intelligence, they are creating artificial stupidity.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR
The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people.
PSALM 6
Depart from me, all you workers of evil; for the Lord has heard the sound of my weeping. The Lord has heard my supplication; the Lord accepts my prayer. All my enemies shall be ashamed and sorely troubled; they shall turn back, and be put to shame in a moment.
WORDS TO THE WHYS
An idle wight abideth in sloth, and doth chastise all who seek to render aid.
JACOB ANSCOMB
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