Neologisms For Fun

  1. Romanglicans: members of the Anglicanorum Coetibus Ordinariates in full communion with Rome.
  2. Visceral Auntie: the vigilante of the family; she talks your ear off with impassioned stories of family and foes (often one and the same); see parish gossip.
  3. Paying things backward: the opposite of paying things forward; see dine and dash.
  4. Wishdom: often mistaken for wisdom; fantasy masquerading as facts; ill-conceived concepts.
  5. Prayers at the Foot: words muttered after having stubbed one's toe.
  6. Chrewth: [sounds like truth]; ideology that sticks between one's teeth.
  7. TLM-etry: the automatic measurement and wireless transmission of liturgical data from remote sources.
  8. Alb: long-sleeved white linen tunic secured at the waist by a cincture, often worn for months on end without laundering; see biohazard.
  9. Patener: liturgical panhandler.
  10. Pew: scently sitting place; communion of the scents, a.k.a. the Church Fragrant.
  11. Cullchurr: cult-like society; see wokeism; see secular religion; see fascism; see iconoclasm.
  12. Dimockracy: a political system wherein fundamental freedoms are trumped by mob rule; see western societies; proponents of dimockracy are referred to as dimockrats.

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