Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. 1 John 4:7
St. John Henry Newman is to be declared a Doctor of the Church on 1NOV2025, All Saints Day.
Cirque du C of E.
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You can bet that more than a few folk got a shock when they searched online for 'helter skelter' and
he who shall not be named popped up.
Overheard in the pews:
- "Whoa,... that's one impressive clock!" "Yeah, and I love it when the cuckoo appears."
- "Nice pulpit."
- "The Right Reverend Meyrick will be speaking on the tower of Babel."
- "There was an ol' woman who lived in a... ."
- "And if he sees his shadow there'll be six more hours of sermon... ."
- "Amazingly, no one noticed the huge cone in the middle of the cathedral until the verger bumped into it."
- "The bishop models his new miter. Reactions are mixed."
- "Parishioners were amazed how quickly the massive stalagmite formed beneath a previously unknown leak in the roof."
Time for a cleansing.
P.S. - Please return to the Catholic Church our cathedral, sans le cirque.
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TRUE PARTICIPATION IN THE MASS
"I was gathered into the offering of the Son to the Father. I participated in the self-offering of God today."
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
Trust Jesus. Love Jesus. Worship Jesus.
THE GOLDEN ARROW
May the most holy, most sacred, most adorable, most incomprehensible and unutterable Name of God be always praised, blessed, loved, adored and glorified in Heaven, on earth, and under the earth, by all the creatures of God, and by the Sacred Heart of Our Lord Jesus Christ, in the Most Holy Sacrament of the Altar. Amen.
FEATURED QUOTE
There is but one thing of real value - to cultivate truth and justice, and to live without anger in the midst of lying and unjust men. Marcus Aurelius
PSALM 37
The Lord knoweth the days of the godly and their inheritance shall endure for ever.
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