21st Century Church Furnishings And Other Stuff With Limited Appeal

Thuriferobot Mark II Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength is shown in levity. Gilbert K. Chesterton Ben Hogan Golf-themed Altar Frontal: style and... comfort? AI Confessional: spontaneous and comprehensive composition of penances. Kevlar® Cotta (could come in handy in some countries). Memory Foam Padded Kneelers. La-Z-Boy® Celebrant's Reclinable Sedile. Plasma Processional Torches: good for illuminating the Gospel and for welding. There-And-Back-Again Floor Strip Lighting: to guide communicants to receive communion and then guide them back to their pews (see also: Communion Conveyor Belt). Autonomous Robotic Thurifer (A.R.T.): able to produce copious amounts of smoke and operates in extreme conditions (e.g., Los Angeles Religious Education Congress). Communion Conveyor Belt: for slow moving communicants to board. Heelys Acolyte Skate Shoes: for fleet-footed altar servers. Temperature Controlled Chasuble: for comfort all the livelong day. Spill-proof Chalice: for...