At Mass With Father Whatshisname

There have likely been times when one has liked or loathed the behaviour of pastors. These days, it seems, there is a widening gap between priests one could described as by-the-book and reverent, and those who, for whatever reason, enjoy acting in a manner that is practically comedic and strange. Strange, as in: 1) habitually oriented to serving someone and something other than Jesus Christ and His Sacred Liturgy; and 2) liturgically inappropriate. The following list might contain content that is familiar to you, dear Reader. Depending on your own experience(s), you might wince or wink. Father Morpheus... whose monotone voice could put even a college student jacked up on energy drinks into a coma for a week. Father Bakkenforth... who often brings his dog to Mass and wanders about the nave during the sermon so he can play fetch with his dog... for reasons known only to dog lovers. Father Juan A.B. Celebrity... sees himself as the centre of the universe, the Mass, the parish, the city, p...