Churchy Churchiness: purposefully reproposing words for parochial purposes.
Novice Ordo Missay: a misspoken line only a novice would make. Crucifur: crucifer arm hair; see also - fire hazard. Sacramentalist: psychic altar server who can anticipate liturgical needs. Jesuit: see protestant. Synod (sin+nod): assent to sin. Fast: how quickly some people give up Mass for Lent. Thurifur: thurifer arm hair; see also - fire hazard. Boat Buoy: floatation device for the Barque of Peter.* Choir Director: see pope. Pope: see choir director. Walsingham: site of a major shrine; not to be confused with a dancing pig (waltzing ham). Nonsense: cheap incense unfit for Catholic liturgy. Casshock: a tawdry or tattered cassock. Alp: high church alb. Maff: awkward liturgy; High Maff: very awkward liturgy. 1962 Missile Romanum: liturgical object that causes heterodox prelates to freak out. "Between a Roche and a hard place": liturgical twilight zone. Collect: prayer favoured by church fundraisers and financial committees. Biretta: clergyman's weapon of choice. Credence...