New Liturgical Moments 2: Parish Stuff Renamed

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Church Mag | Eric Dye

With roles renamed (New Liturgical Moments: Mass Roles Renamed), perhaps it's time to retitle bits of the building? Some revisions will be familiar given decades of prior use.

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As it was: parish office
And is now: command, confusion and control centre

was: confessional
is: TARDIS (Tell All Reconciliation Discussion In Seclusion)


was: altar
is: buffet

screenshot | CC Watershed
(nice footwear to boot)

was: nave
is: worship space

was: sanctuary
is: worship space



was: crying room
is: bawling baby bunker

was: side chapel
is: auxiliary worship space

was: statue or Stations of the Cross
is: visual devotional aid(s)

was: predella
is: stage

was: altar rail
is: refer to Spirit of Vatican II wreckovation manual

was: baptismal font
is: Primary Sacrament of Initiation Immersion Cistern

was: retable
is: regrettable (regret+table)

was: tabernacle
is: Bread box

"Tabernacle", Iesu Church in Donostia by Rafael Moneo
Photo by Simoncio

was: vestibule
is: foyer

was: sacristy
is: parish pantry

was: vestry
is: clergy closet

was: choir loft
is: chancelled - see sanctuary

was: pulpit or ambo
is: blatherer's box


was: cathedral
is: whatever you want it to be


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