Awkward Moments in Altar Boy Art

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Slinging a thurible over one's shoulder?
Better hope it's not hot!

Game boy?

Clever! Using the incense to mask the cigarette smoke.

Bold of him! In the sanctuary no less.

D'ya get the impression there's a common perception among artists represented here? Or, perhaps a common preoccupation? D'ya think maybe all the artists were altar boys once upon a time?

At least one of them is using his down time well.

That better not be a consecrated host!

Parish Picnic

Examination of conscience to follow!

A flogging approacheth.
 
Keep an eye on the wine cruet after Mass!

Altar boy version of bull fighting. Someone probably lost an eye.

Masks do have a use after all.

Never mind the smoking and drinking. Blue shoes?! Shocking!

An altar boy with an Ophicleide! That's just wrong.

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