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- Odd Orientem: 1) opposite of ad orientem; 2) also known as versus populum or Mass facing the people.
- Looturgy: liturgy of the fecal kind.
- Mishmass: a disjunct collection of neo-pelagian rituals promoted by progressives and liberals.
- Simily: the same sermon as last week.
- Vestmints: liturgical candy.
- Liturgical Whine (or Whinge): "I dare you to deny me communion." Origin: U.S. Rep Ted W. Lieu (D-CA)
- Harmoly: heterodox preaching.
- Littergy: 1) liturgical clutter; 2) Mass rife with unnecessary additions. E.g., liturgical dance.
- Liturgical Dunce: a server who wanders aimlessly about the sanctuary.
- Ordough: the stuff the church kneads to celebrate.
- Personiple: formerly maniple; a vestment for sweaty clergy; may double as a flyswatter.
- Nones: liturgical hour for the religiously unaffiliated.
- Confettior: bits and pieces of a prayer said by unrepentant sinners.
- Missile Romanum: projectile launched from the altar.
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